Category: Lose A Turn Podcast

Don’t zip up your trousers just yet, folks! This month on Lose A Turn:

We learn more than we ever wanted to about Photosynthesemen.

We score an F on the LA Meth Exam.

Hero sees more dicks…

And the fated return of Jordan Redacted.

Laughtrack provided by Jim’s Laufhaus.

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Theme music provided by No More Kings ( Thanks to Pete and Neil )
Offense provided by Hero, Lord Jack, CJ, Matt, and Jordan Redacted.

Welcome back!

We apologize for the extended hiatus, but we wanted to take a moment to get gushy and say thank you for your patience and support during our lifey moments.

Once more unto the breech!

This week we let Hero plug in a soundboard. We’re deeply sorry.

Lord Jack proposes to his beloved barrel

CJ touches our bathing suit areas

Matt reminds us that Hero has seen too many dicks this day.

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Offense provided by Hero, Lord Jack, CJ, and Matt

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Finally! We’ve been waiting for y’all to come back… what took you guys so long?!

Anyway, this “week” we celebrate Christmas… ( 2077. We’re not behind, we are just way ahead of schedule. )

We start the show broken and learn that we still had yet to hit rock bottom.

We discuss the sordid realities of the Proto-Jello black market.

Become the first accredited online college to offer a Ph.D. in Whovian.

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Offense provided by Hero, Ian Vagabond, Lord Jack,  Jordan Redacted(Come back home dammit), and guest/best host Kaylee!

Welcome back, True Believers, to another installment of the Exciting Adventures of Woofrin™ and Sabertuffis™ !!!

In today’s story we find out a lot more than we ever wanted to know. Fortunately, thanks to Professor Xavier’s Mind Eraser we can all forget what we are about to hear.

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Didja miss us?

We certainly missed you!

We recently escaped the confines of an evil wizard’s dungeon… sorry for the delay. Sometimes life gets lifey. As way of apology we have a very special VD gift for y’all.

In this episode:

… I am not really sure what happens. We appear to take a world tour and collect various diseases from New Orleans and Brooklyn, Scotland.

Hero says something about Grant Morrison

Jordan makes the listeners feel uncomfortable

Ian makes the hosts feel uncomfortable

Barrels make Lord Jack feel comfortable

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Offense provided by Hero, Ian Vagabond, Lord Jack, and Jordan Redacted

 

 

Behold! If you are reading this, you are the chosen one! Lucky you. Contained within this episode is your prize:

Jordan Redacted gets sentimental when talking about his hometown: Shepherdsville Kentucky

Hero drinks the Kool-aid

Ian Vagabond retells the bloodlube drenched origin of Lose A Turn

Lord Jack was frozen today

 

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In this installment we risk life and limb to bring you the most valuable news your ears shall ever be graced with:

The current status of Jordan’s courier’s jail sentence.

Punk’s not dead…. it’s just posting pictures  of it’s pets.

The most terrifying  killer in ‘merican history: the piano.

Ian’s shiny new tits.

 

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Offense provided by Hero, Ian Vagabond, Lord Jack (present in spirits), and Jordan Redacted

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In this episode we discuss:

The luxurious lifestyle of a TacoBell denizen.

How much Hero hates Grant Morrison.

Speed dating, and AngelDust dating.

We interview the founder of TopWise Games and his new project Monkeys Need Love Too and how we can help it become a reality.

Please help fund this amazing game:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/topwisegames/monkeys-need-love-too
http://www.monkeysneedlovetoo.com/
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Offense provided by Hero, Ian Vagabond, Lord Jack (present in spirit), and Jordan Redacted

 

In this episode we discuss:

Botched world domination attempts.

How much Hero hates Grant Morrison.

The secret origin of Jubilee.

And are visited by a number of obnoxious nostalgic guests.

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And give Fire n Dice your love
Offense provided by Hero, Ian Vagabond, Lord Jack, and Jordan Redacted

 

In our final episode we look back over the years of supportive fans and reminisce over all the great times we’ve had.

We discover that Wibbly Wobbly dysfunction has a cure in the form of  Karen Gillan as Nebula.
We lament over our soon to be lawsuit with Glenn Danzig
Hanson: Where are they now.?!
And much much worse…

Take only under adult supervision:

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Music provided by No More Kings ( Thanks to Pete and Neil )
Offense provided by Hero, Ian Vagabond, Lord Jack, and Jordan Redacted